Look lads the hat is grand as a bloke that's going bald rapidly it does the job of keeping my shiny dome warm. My issue comes from you stooging me out on Instagram whilst I was robbing a B&M Bargains. Criminal faux Pas aside you've done a cracking job.
Hat: 10/10
Police informant: 0/10
Thanks Mike, although we don't advocate stealing. Welcome to the pack!